iPlutoid: Brave attempt to rework Defender in 3D. Pretty 16-bit-era graphics, but gameplay doesn’t come off. 2/5 Free
And yes, that is the first zero on iPhoneTiny. Stupid pricing deserves a slap. But even at $1.99, this’d be a 1/5 game. Free? Still 1/5.
Super Color Spectrum Runner: Impenetrable, buggy auto-run with mind-bogglingly hateful pricing fluctuation. 0/5 $199.99
Recommend-o-freeb: Truckers Delight <- Amusing retro racer.
Dungeon Core: Quirky ‘always moving’ vertical platform game. Loads of character but VERY tough. 3/5 $0.99
Gunstar Heroes: Run ‘n’ gun Mega Drive game/port, totally unsuited to the platform. Utterly horrible. 1/5 $2.99
History:Maps of World: Really old maps (yay!) which download… really… slowly whenever you open them (boo!) 1/5 Free
Super Reindeer Hunt: Hilarious instructions, dire gameplay. Download, read, chuckle, play once, then wipe. 1/5 Free
NFS Hot Pursuit for iPad: The same game at twice the price (including the in-app purchases). Still great tho’ 4/5 $9.99
NFS Hot Pursuit: Fast, fun, flashy (if very slightly glitchy) arcade racer meets Chase H.Q. car bashing. 4/5 $4.99